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honorsexual-leonardo asked: I really thought you were opening a tmnt condom *cries*

OMG

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KID’S SHOW — an ancient adventure time proverb (via finnandcake)

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sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

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Motion to form a club of people that tip rude servers ridiculously well to try and cheer them up.

wefadetogrey replied to your post: I try to go to a restaurant and split …

tipping isn’t a thing here in Australia, our waiters are better paid that they don’t need to rely on it. Some people still do, but nowhere near 20%.

Yeah when you’re making like $3 an hour… you get a tip.  You just… you get one.

I tip better when the server is rude too.  They’re probably being rude because they are having a bad day, or someone else tipped them poorly.  When I get a rude server, I tip 35-45% because maybe that will help them be happier.

I try to go to a restaurant and split the bill with people the first time I hang out with them.

If they don’t tip at least 20%, and aren’t friendly to the wait staff, I never hang out with them again.

The girls are back in town.

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I really don’t feel like writing this paper

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grraymatters asked: Sorry if you've already answered this before but I was wondering if you agree with The Indoctrination Theory? I just watched the documentary on it last night and it was interesting.

I don’t know if I agree with it or not but I really enjoy that it’s a thing.

littleharleythings:

i’m not a traditional witch

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