A League of my Own
Travis Ellisor asked me to assemble my very own all-lady Justice League.
This was not easy. There are so many characters that I love, characters I wish saw more page time, and so on.
And I refuse to fully commit to this, because ten minutes from now I’ll probably want to swap out someone for another fabulous heroine!
But, for the moment, here’s my team.
- mom: we're going on a car ride
- me: okay i call playing the music
- mom: ugh okay fine
- me: *plays video game soundtracks*
- me: *tears start swelling in eyes*
- me: *starts sobbing*
- mom: pls no not again
- me: it'S JUs t sooO beaU TI FULLy tra gIC
- me: theY'Re leavING THEIR love d oneS BEHind
- mom: nooo.. what. what is hapenging .
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
DM: “You see a large pool of water, but its murkiness and the darkness of the cavern makes it impossible to tell the depth.”
Cleric: “I know! I throw my torch into the water.”
DM: “… The cleric with 7 Int throws your only light source into the water, where it immediately extinguishes and the wooden torch floats on the surface.”
Cleric: “It’s okay guys! See? It’s only a few inches deep!”