Goes best with your roasted mutant molerat


Goes best with your roasted mutant molerat

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My interview went ridiculously well. I don’t know when I’ll find out. Completely stressed and tense about it. Trying not to freak out. What’s done is done. Just… Keep those fingers crossed for me! I’ll let you guys know if I get it or not!


People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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Playing a Bethesda game like


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I deleted the Tanya Harding joke because on the off chance that this girl meets some sort of weird accident today I legitimately had nothing to do with it and do not want to be implicated because I’m not a shitty person and Nancy Kerrigan effectively won anyway

I have the final step of this interview process for an amazing job today in one minute please send me good thoughts. This would change my life. Keep a space in your mind for me. Thank you!!!


take this transparent baby krogan to guard your blog


take this transparent baby krogan to guard your blog

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back to school commercials


back to school commercials after graduation


back to school commercials when you’re a teacher

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like tbh i feel like my problem with the “dark and gritty!!” trend in modern stories is this

there’s this idea in our culture that cynicism is realistic? that only children believe in happy endings, that people are ultimately selfish and greedy and seeing with clear eyes means seeing the world as an awful place

that idealism is— easy, i guess. butterflies and sunshine and love are easy things to have in your head.

but i’ve known since i was fifteen that idealism— faith in humanity— optimism— is the most difficult thing in the entire world.

i constantly struggle to have faith in humanity, because it’s really, really easy to lose it. it’s easy to look at the news and go “what were you expecting? of course humans behave this way.” it’s easy to see the world and go “ugh, there’s no hope there.” and the years when i believed that were easy. miserable— but easy.

it is hard work to see the good in people. it is hard work to hope. it is hard work to keep faith and love and joy and appreciation for beauty in my daily life.

and when moviemakers and tv producers and writers go “omg!!! all characters are selfish and act poorly and don’t love each other, nothing ever happens that is happy or good, that’s so much more realistic, that’s so much more adult”

no, it’s not

it’s childish.

it’s the most childish thing i can imagine.

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"where's his ghost?"

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